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zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

sustainablefarming:

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

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when you die you go to the mii plaza

psionicillusionist:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

sergeant-grumbles:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

I hate when rich companies ask poor people to donate to poor people.

Especially donating to the charity thru the company. You donate. The company gets to write it off like Its their donation.

Every time a company promises to match donations up to a certain amount, they’re saying they can easily donate that much but are withholding those funds until they can leverage that donation into something that benefits their bottom line.

Mmm top tier level when they make you feel like it’s your fault that their donation quota hasn’t been reached yet, and now you’re the aggressor.

teathattast:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

Tumblr staff getting ready in the morning:

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arsenicarose:

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2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY